Bristi Havins
Nude

Bristi Havins is a remarkable motion picture actress, not for the scope or breadth of her total work on the silver screen, but rather for her immediate and immortal naked skinpact. To date, Bristi Haven’s most notable role is as “Cute Naked Girl” in MTV Film’s beloved teen-sex-meets-Texas-football comedy-drama Varsity Blues (1991). Bristi makes the most (and the moist) of her part, throwing her two top talents into the part “Cute Naked Girl” with such brio she will forever reign as one of skinema’s tastiest one-and-done nude scene queens. In the Varsity Blues moment at hand (and gland), Bristi Havins is naked inside and all over a car being piloted by gridiron jock Scott Caan in triumph. Bristi is the one in the front seat, baring her adorably petite tits to all comers (which includes all of us in the audience. We think Bristi should have won an Oscar for so flawlessly embodying “Cute Naked Girl,” or, even more appropriately, a couple of Golden Globes. No matter what, Bristi Havins nude will always have us polishing our trophies. It’s also important to note that Varsity Blues — and not American Pie (which came out later in 1999) — that first of the retro-teen-sex comedies to storm multiplex screens at the end of the ’90s and throughout the early 2000s. Varsity Blues proved that moviegoers were eager for a revival of ’80s-style youth raunch in the vein of Porky’s, The Last American Virgin, and Revenge of the Nerds—with nudity topping the list of such flicks’ most carnally crucial skingredients. Bristi Havins as “Cute Naked Girl” in Varsity Blues proved to be an essential piece of that randy revolution.